Alien Reject
Real world events will rarely intrude on this blog, but occassionally something comes up that demands to be commented upon. Such is the case this week, with a strange spaceship landing just outside Clarke, Texas. According to Deputy Sheriff Lowell Massey, the pilots of the craft were even more peculiar.
I was about to call for back-up when one of the creatures waddled toward me - it looked like a duck with the head of a fly. It had two antennas which began to wiggle and a moment later I heard its voice inside my head.
For the remainder of the shocking tale of these interplanetary rejects, I suggest you pick up the most recent edition of the World Weekly News, North America’s finest newspaper. Other stories include the discovery of Tiger-Men, the return of Hitler’s Ghost, and Sergio Aragones sinister plan for world domination.

February 6th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
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