The Dead Walk! In Protest!
In other undead news, zombie criminal behaviour is spreading rapidly. First there were the suspected zombie terrorists, and now zombie protestors have descended upon Sheffield to rally against the transformation of a cemetary chapel into a private home.
The campaigners, carrying a coffin and a mock gravestone, walked from the chapel in Sharrow to the Town Hall where they presented a petition to Sheffield Council containing 3,000 signatures. It was the culmination of weeks of campaigning against the proposals, which included a benefit music event held in the cemetery.
All this recent zombified political action is making me rethink my prejudices toward the undead.

August 2nd, 2006 at 11:04 am
I’ve thought of starting up the Undead Civil Liberties Union.