In a recent interview with Ain’t It Cool News’ correspondent Quint, Bryan Singer expressed his interest in not remaking Jaws.

I would never touch JAWS! That’s something that’s too… No, no, no…

Such is the iconic power of Jaws that even mentioning the words “Jaws” and “remake” in the same paragraph has resulted in some passionate responses.

“Don’t do this, Singer. Don’t you dare fuckin’ do this.”

“I still had to post this just because if it ever did happen, I think I would feel obligated to buy a lot of explosives and put as many people on this planet out of their misery as I possibly could.”

“Is Singer the next individual I have to add to the short bus? I mean come on Paul WS Anderson is strapped to the front of the bus and also has a lightening rod shoved up his ass to maybe, MAYBE smarten him up. Now Singer wants to be part of the REMAKE REVOLUTION!! Fucking Hollywood!”

“While you’re offering Jaws might as well have him ruin Citizen Cane (sic), Goodfellas, Godfather, The Exorcist, Back to the future, - Quint, you fucking Goon.”

I think I’ll keep my mouth shut about my plan to not remake The Goonies.

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