Uwe Boll 1, Critics 0
In the clip above you will witness the defeat of Carlos Palencia Jimenez-Arguello, critic for Cine Cutre and the first to fall under the punishing blows of director Uwe Boll.
Did anyone honestly believe that any of the pasty-faced critics facing Uwe Boll in the ring had a chance? The man has years of boxing experience over his contenders. Yet it seems that most of the sites talking about this bout are shocked by the results. And here I thought everyone was in on the joke.
September 9th, 2006 at 9:37 am
HAHAH…I can just FEEL Boll at about 2:30 minutes on saying “HOUSE OF THE DEAD BITCH!” “BLOODRAYNE YOU KEYBOARD WARRIOR” “RARRR…AND YOU SCOFF! I GET PAID AND LAID AND YOU GET CRUSHED!”
I love it. I enjoy his movies myself, I have a little collection and will be buying the German release of Alone In The Dark for the “uncut” edition because that is how I get with this stuff… I laugh when I read that this is a “terrible fight.” Boll would dismantle this fella, and actually seemed to go very light on him.
At least this critic gets to be the first victim-there is a badge of shame. I think he should have to wear a shirt to every single theatrical showing of any Boll film that says “I’m Boll’s Bitch!”