Captain Howdy Vs. Blair Witch

Today’s match showcases two contenders who fell out of the ugly horror icon tree and hit every branch on the way down. It’s the techno-terror of Captain Howdy vs. the old school juju of the Blair Witch, no holds barred. Here to speak on behalf of the Blair Witch is Burkittsville finest, JA of My New Plaid Pants.
In all seriousness, who can beat the Blair Witch? Nobody stands a chance. Any foe will just be led in circles for days until they start hallucinating and completely lose their mind, and either hurt themselves or don’t see the real evil coming until its too late. Plus, cry-snot - nothing will bring any of these tough bastards down quicker than cry-snot.
You heard the man. Are you going to take that? No, you’re not going to take that. Anymore. Vote in the sidebar for the video nasty you most want to come out on top.

October 18th, 2006 at 7:51 pm
Hell I like them both. Strangeland was a wicked movie and I loved Blair Witch Project so I really can’t vote…
October 21st, 2006 at 1:39 am
No need to get wishy-washy now. Take a side!
October 28th, 2006 at 6:09 pm
uhmm, Captain Howdy is pazuzu from the exorcist. He’ll eat up the blair witch and vomit her out like pea soup.
October 29th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
Hey, Carpal Bob. Dee Snider’s character in Strangeland is also called Captain Howdy, most likely in tribute to the one from the Exorcist. The rally above concerns the Strangeland Captain Howdy, or, Captain Howdy of Earth-2.