My Bread and Butter
If blogging has anything resembling a time-honoured tradition, it would be showcasing some of the more absurd keyphrase searches by perverts that keep the traffic flowing. I’ve resisted the temptation so far, but my top two keyphrases for the past few months have wore down my resistance. Here are my favourite search terms for the Horror Blog, along with the amount of people who utilized them, for the month of January.
pterodactyl porno - 112
pterodactyl porn - 74
pterodactyls porno - 8
pterodactyl gang bang - 6
pterodactyl porn video - 4
pterodactyl noise - 4
pterodactyl sounds - 3
pterodactyls porn - 3
pterodactyl porn mirror - 3
pterodactyl porn clip - 3
porno pterodactyl - 2
pterodactyl porn -pornotube - 2
pterodactyl bang - 1
pterodactyl porn title - 1
porn pterodactyls - 1
pterodactyl porn link - 1
pterodactyls porn -pornotube - 1
porn pterodactyl video - 1
pterodactyls video sex - 1
pterodactyl pron video - 1
dvd pterodactyl porn - 1
pterodactyl porn halloween - 1
Obviously I’m in the wrong business.

February 1st, 2007 at 1:36 pm
“pterodactyl porn halloween - 1″
I’m sorry.
February 1st, 2007 at 3:14 pm
You have nothing to apologize for.
February 1st, 2007 at 9:34 pm
I love it. WWWrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh….d-daaactylllll!!!!!!
February 2nd, 2007 at 3:16 am
Everyone already knows that you do the best pterodactyl impersonation, Gary. No need to rub it in.