World Weekly News Coming To A Close!
If anything could rouse me from this summer languor it would have to be the rumours that The World’s Most Reliable Newspaper may cease publication. Other than Archie comics, I can think of no other publication that it would pain me more to watch disappear. Such is my love for WWN that I even considered making discussion of that fine newspaper a weekly feature of this blog, which unfortunately fell through due to lack of funds. Only weeks ago I told J. that I could finally afford a subscription to the World Weekly News, which she pronounced as “The greatest waste of money I’ve ever heard of,” a statement I’m sure she now regrets deeply.
If the rumours turn out to be true, there will be a hole in my heart the size of the one in the supermarket check-out line.
Thanks to Mike Sterling for bringing this to my attention.

July 23rd, 2007 at 1:10 pm
My hunt for Elvis is now coming to a close. Where the hell else am I supposed to find accurate reports of his sightings!??!
July 24th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
This is a tragedy. Everything I know about responsible journalism I learned from the Weekly World News.
July 25th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Well, this just makes me pig-biting mad.
July 26th, 2007 at 2:33 am
A life without Batboy isn’t a life worth living.