World Weekly News Coming To A Close!

nullIf anything could rouse me from this summer languor it would have to be the rumours that The World’s Most Reliable Newspaper may cease publication. Other than Archie comics, I can think of no other publication that it would pain me more to watch disappear. Such is my love for WWN that I even considered making discussion of that fine newspaper a weekly feature of this blog, which unfortunately fell through due to lack of funds. Only weeks ago I told J. that I could finally afford a subscription to the World Weekly News, which she pronounced as “The greatest waste of money I’ve ever heard of,” a statement I’m sure she now regrets deeply.

If the rumours turn out to be true, there will be a hole in my heart the size of the one in the supermarket check-out line.

Thanks to Mike Sterling for bringing this to my attention.

4 Responses to “World Weekly News Coming To A Close!”

  1. Casey C Says:

    My hunt for Elvis is now coming to a close. Where the hell else am I supposed to find accurate reports of his sightings!??!

  2. Nathan Says:

    This is a tragedy. Everything I know about responsible journalism I learned from the Weekly World News.

  3. zomben Says:

    Well, this just makes me pig-biting mad.

  4. Gary Says:

    A life without Batboy isn’t a life worth living.

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