Archive for September, 2007

Keith Knight R.I.P.

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Keith Knight, star of Meatballs and My Bloody Valentine, has passed away. Knight began his career in the theatre in Sault Ste. Marie before moving onto roles in movies, television, voice acting and too many commercials to count.

Even the most devoted cinephile can cite at least a few examples of “That Guy”, those character actors that seem to appear in numerous films but whose name remains elusive. Keith Knight was “That Guy” for me, but more specifically his natural charisma seemed to encapsulate a certain type of Canadian everyman. There’s a Keith Knight at every cottage and bush party, man.

Thanks to Arbogast for the head’s up.

Posted in Misc. on September 6th, 2007

Special ADDTF Edition

Two tickets to Mother Of Tears and no one to go with. I miss you, J.

Movies
New title for giant monster porn?
More grindhouse porn from the creators of Hobo With A Shotgun.
Set video from Romero’s newest zombie porn.
Zombie signs two-picture deal, may try genres other than horror porn.
Venice honours Tim Burton for his contributions to fantasy porn.

Interviews
George A. Romero - USA Today.
Lou Diamond Phillips - Creature Corner.
Dario Argento - LA Times.
Fred Olen Ray - Mr. Skin.
Nacho Cerdà - Twitch.
David Cronenberg - Canada.com.
Tamara Feldman - Arrow In The Head.
Adam Green - Now Toronto.
William Friedkin - Pixel Vision.

Reviews
Venus in Furs - Bloody Italiana.
The Etruscan Kills Again - Giallo Fever.
Various - New York Times.
Halloween (2007) - Outlaw Vern.
Night of the Sorcerers - Cinematical.
Halloween (2007) - 150 Days of Sodom.
The Blood Rose - Reel Distraction.
Halloween (2007) - Louis Fowler.
Sukiyaki Western Django - Ain’t It Cool News.

Television
Robert Rodriguez to direct Preacher pilot? (Via)

Comics
Sword of Dracula creators offer up Naschy flick, with commentary. (Via)

Theatre
Zombies From The Beyond returns.
Buffy Sing-A-Long the new Rocky Horror?

Events
Scream Awards nominees announced.
Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights. (Via)

Misc.
Jerry Lewis and Rob Zombie, together again for the first time.
Blink-and-you’ll-miss-it monster fx tips.
Not Safe For Work but totally worth getting fired over Lindberg pics.
Requiem for a Barbarian Queen.
Fake blood recipe.
The Human Buffet.
It’s got her, and now it’s coming for you.
J & B countdown.
British zombie extras needed for Western.

Real World
Chupacabras!

Posted in Misc. on September 6th, 2007

Happy Birthday, Paul Naschy!

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Posted in Birthdays on September 6th, 2007

On “Torture Porn”

Things have been quiet recently among the various horror blogs. Too quiet. Which is why I’m ecstatic that Sean T. Collins has taken me to task for my wholesale dismissal of the term “torture porn”.

Sean contends that “We all know what it means”, a statement I couldn’t disagree with more. In fact, Sean backpedals on this statement later in the same paragraph with “…sure, “porn” might give them the wrong idea…” That’s my point entirely.

Sean defines “Torture Porn” thusly.

“Horror films in which the physical brutalization of a person or persons, frequently to death and always while somehow immobilized or held captive by the brutalizer or brutalizers, is the primary locus of horror in the film”

Wouldn’t simply labelling these as “Torture” films do just as well, and without the inherent confusion Sean admits exists with the addition of the word “Porn”? Whatever your feelings on pornography, the tag “Porn” adds connotations to a sub-genre of horror film that doesn’t really need it. I’m sure someone will come along to correct me on this, but I’m fairly sure “Torture Porn” is the only horror sub-genre label that denotes not only the content of the film but also suggests a particular quality, as well. Someone may say they just watched a tepid lesbian vampire film, or attended a particularly good underwater nazi zombie double bill, but with the possible exception of Sean himself I’ve seen no one apply qualitative statements to “Torture Porn”.

“Torture Porn” is.

To muddy the waters further, so far I’ve been witness to at least three different definitions for “Torture Porn”, none of which match the one Sean has provided.

Films in which the torture of characters is the sole focus to the exclusion of all other considerations.

This is the most common view of “Torture Porn”. It differs from Sean’s definition in that a film falling under this definition doesn’t just use torture as a hook, it strips away any and all other factors, such as characterization and plot. The problem with this is that it relies on a qualitative opinion of the film. One proponent of this definition, John Campea of The Movie Blog, has categorized films he feels falls under the term “Torture Porn”, many of which I would disagree with. We can both agree that the films discussed portray acts of torture, but we won’t always agree on the worth of the remainder of the film. This is different from, say, debating whether or not 28 Days Later is a zombie film. That debate doesn’t hinge on the merits of the film itself.

Films which are designed specifically for an audience that gets off on torture.

It may come a distant second, but the people who believe in this definition are quite vocal in their disdain for movies they probably haven’t even seen. They seem to believe that “Torture Porn” was created solely for the enjoyment of people who enjoy watching other people suffer, like snuff films, when, in my experience anyway, the reason most people go to see such films is to experience the thrill and suspense of escaping a horrible fate, if only by proxy. I don’t doubt that there are many individuals who thrive on the suffering of others, but most mainstream “Torture Porn” films are either too tepid or too empathic to fall under this category.

Films in which people fuck and torture one another at the same time.

This is what I think of when people bring up “Torture Porn”, and since films like this actually exist I must concede that Sean was correct and that the term is not entirely useless.

I still like “Gorno” better.

Posted in Gorno on September 6th, 2007

Cronenberg’s First Finger Chop-Off

The Toronto Star has conducted an interview with David Cronenberg in anticipation of the premiere of Eastern Promises at the Toronto International Film Festival. This time around the director takes on the recent spate of torture movies, with considerably more sense than anyone who throws around the utterly useless term “torture porn”.

“When I see what’s out there, it’s not new. It’s not new stuff to me. I alluded to it in Videodrome, which was like, 30 years ago. What is new is the Internet, where we’ve been outgored by Muslim extremists. There’s the accessibility, anytime of day or night, that you can have this, and there have been attempts to legitimize it.”

There’s more where that came from, including Cronenberg’s playful reminiscence of Rabid, the suggestion that his obsession with the body hasn’t abated despite his movement away from horror, and Viggo Mortensen’s cock and balls. Don’t ever change, David Cronenberg.

Posted in Cronenblogging, Movies on September 5th, 2007

Susan Sarandon on Rocky Horror Remake

nullRumours have been floating around for awhile that the granddaddy of midnight madness cinematic freakshows, Rocky Horror Picture Show, is going to get a remake. Rumour has it that Susan Sarandon’s daughter, Eva Amurri, was approached to take on the role made infamous by her Mom. What does the original Janet have to say about the whole affair?

“Why would anyone want to do a remake of a cult classic? There was at one time a sequel discussed with me — and they may have even done it, I’m not sure — but none of us were really interested.”

Nothing speaks for the legacy of Rocky Horror sequel Shock Treatment so much as Susan Sarandon not only forgetting the movie’s title, but being unsure of its very existence.

Posted in Movies, Remakes, Sequels on September 5th, 2007

Happy Birthday, Werner Herzog!

Posted in Birthdays on September 5th, 2007

Back To School

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Congratulations to the lovely J., who is going back to high school, this time as a teacher. Here’s hoping your experience is slightly less traumatizing than Carrie’s.

Posted in Events on September 5th, 2007

Ben Cooper Masks Making A Comeback

Movies
Halloween biggest box office opening for horror so far this year.
Haim off Lost Boys.
Mother Of All Tears trailer.
Saw IV teaser.
More Cloverfield rumours
New Saw blood drive poster revealed.
Black Devil Doll From Hell gets remake.

Interviews
Dario Argento - Shock Till You Drop.
Scott Thomas, director of Flight of the Living Dead - Dread Central.
Kevin Smith on Red State - /Film.
Adam Green, director of Hatchet - 411 Mania.
Bruce Campbell - National Post.
Matt Kiernan of cult DVD distributor Caroline - Kaiju Shakedown. (Via)

Reviews
Halloween (2007) - Cinema Fromage.
Maniac Killer Strikes Again - Beyond The Groovy Age of Horror.
Snake Woman’s Curse - Dreamlogic.
99 Women - Bloody Italiana.
Kill, Baby… Kill - Film Forno.

Comics
Tomb It May Concern is back and bringing the voodoo.

Gaming
Dead Rising 2 may be unveiled at Tokyo Game Show.

Events
Fright Fest 2007 revisited.

Misc.
The Dead overrun Iowa City and Saratoga Springs.

Posted in Misc. on September 4th, 2007

Happy Birthday, Michael Berryman!

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Posted in Birthdays on September 4th, 2007