A few decades from now you’ll be watching the AFI’s 100 Greatest Movies and House of the Dead will take first place for the second time in a row. You’ll tell your granddaughter that there was once a time when Uwe Boll was not considered a genius and she’ll turn to you and say “LOL! O RLY? You’ve been pwned, n00b! LMFAO!” And she’ll take off on her hoverboard, leaving you behind with only your regrets to keep you company.

I saw ROSEMARY’S BABY when I was 10 years old. It came on TV in the middle of the night. My parents were sleeping and I silently went into the living room and watched the movie. I was scared shitless. In the middle of the movie my mother walked into the room and I was super scared because I thought the DEVIL came in. I jumped from the couch and tried to escape - till I realized that it was my mother. After the movie was finished (my mother was so nice to let me see the end) I went in my bedroom and I started sleeping till I heard a noise in my closet. Of course the noise was only in my head. The door of the closet opened up and a woman came out and screamed I’M BLIND. I’M BLIND. I had this dream with the blind woman walking slowly over to me for a few months and I couldn’t figure out why …because a blind woman has nothing to do with ROSEMARY’S BABY.

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