I. Am. Legend!
I haven’t really been following the latest adaptation of I Am Legend, so it came as a bit of a surprise to me that not only did they reshoot the ending to make it less dismal, but apparently their first take wasn’t faithful to the source material to begin with. What, is it going to end with the vampires wheeling out a giant cake that says “Congratulations! You Am Legend!”
Regular readers of this blog may have noticed that I rarely get worked up about lousy interpretations of my favourite genre offerings. I stopped caring long before my top three horror movies were remade into shoddy copies, so it isn’t the fact that they’re tinkering with my favourite horror novel that has me upset. I’m just dismayed that my estimation of Hollywood could sink even lower. Why purchase the rights to I Am Legend only to change arguably the best part of the novel? Isn’t that a little like buying the rights to Jaws and asking Steven Spielberg to take out the shark?
This reminds me of what happened with the movie Payback. Director Brian Helgeland wanted to succeed where others had failed and make a straight-up, modestly budgeted adaptation of a Richard Stark novel. Then Mel Gibson became interested. By the time the studio was done with it Helgeland was kicked out of the editing suite, just about every scene was altered, an additional third of the movie was tacked on, and Payback was a farce.
There’s no reason that I Am Legend couldn’t be made on a tiny budget which would allow for greater artistic risks and less of a need for a huge return. 30 Days of Night certainly showed that it was possible. Add Will Smith and the outlandish budget that comes with him and suddenly Robert Neville’s greatest threat isn’t creatures of the night but focus groups and nervous executives.
One thing’s for sure. I’d love to see this creative team take a crack at something like Anne Frank: Diary of a Young Girl.

November 20th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
… starring Mandy Moore as Anne Frank, no doubt.
November 20th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
I have no expectations whatsoever that this will be anything but garbage.
November 20th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
The trailer looked good, I thought. It didn’t look like the book, but I guess that’s okay with me because I’m not all that attached to the book.
November 20th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
I love your proposed ending, Steven. Now if there isn’t a giant cake with your proclamation on it - written out sloppily, maybe with legend spelled with a J - I am going to be severely disappointed. I hope the ghouls are wearing pointy party hats!
November 20th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
The minute I found out Will Smith was going to be the star, I knew the movie wouldn’t live up to expectations. Still, I hope it proves entertaining, but I still love the old Charlton Heston version of this tale (Omega Man). Nobody could play an angry loner holed up in an apartment block like ol’ Chuck! :)
November 30th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
anybody know what happens to the main character’s dog in this version?