Comments on: Contest - Happy Ending

By: ARBOGAST

ARBOGAST — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:58:46 +0000

I think no matter how I AM LEGEND ends, Charlton Heston should throw himself on the bejeweled switch for The Bomb and blow up the entire planet.

Actually, I wish most movies would end that way.

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:45:41 +0000

I wish all movies ended that way. That and the main character yelling his own name in triumph.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 05:32:45 +0000

With the living dead lurching through the door, Ben and Barbra look doomed. But Barbra accidentally spills a glass of water onto her brother, returning him to normal. They all realize the zombies’ secret weakness is water, so they throw buckets of water around and save the Cooper family and all the other zombies. As the sun rises, a gentle rain starts, creating a brilliant rainbow.

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 05:44:36 +0000

I’m a big rainbow fan, but your ending could have used a little more unicorn.

By: Drue

Drue — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:11:09 +0000

Turn the zombies into Sleestack. Everyone knows that you can outrun them, and they can’t shoot an arrow worth a damn.

By: Ray

Ray — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 18:41:17 +0000

I Am Legend:

As the monsters surround Will Smith, they recognize him from all of his album covers, and instead of eating him, they ask him to teach them the joys of music. The film closes as he leads them in a massive hip-hop dance number in Times Square, set to the first single on the soundtrack.