Surprisingly Safe For Work
In the mythical age before the internet, the best chances an awkward teen had of tasting forbidden fruit were sword and sorcery movies, porno found in the woods and horror flicks. It was far easier to sneak a nudie horror film past your parents then it was trying to convince the clerk at the video store to let you into the back room. And without some sort of guide, most onscreen nudity was a pleasant surprise.
Mr. Skin has released their guide to the Top 20 Movie Nude Scenes of 2007 and horror takes up a sizable chunk of the winners, though mostly at the tail end. No pun intended.
14. Bug - Ashley Judd
17. Halloween - Danielle Harris
18. Hostel: Part II - Heather Matarazzo
20. Rise: Blood Hunter - Lucy Liu
I’m amazed at my younger self’s ability to separate the sex from the violence, because current me has a hard time finding anything sexy about that list. Admittedly, Danielle Harris’ inclusion is refreshingly old school, and Lucy Liu is more the hero then the victim, but I just can’t see many people stroking it to Ashley Judd’s insect-infested paranoid. Especially bizarre is the inclusion of Heather Matarazzo, from a scene that involves copious amounts of pain, humiliation, and gallons of blood and snot.
Is there anyone out there that can pull off upside-down breasts?
November 28th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Eh, they just don’t make nude scenes like they used to. I was wondering why I hadn’t seen any of the scenes listed above before I realized that it was all about 2007. I’ll be over here watching Linnea Quigley in “Return of the Living Dead,” or Misty Mundae in pretty much anything. (You didn’t ask for my opinion, but Mundae may well be the second sexiest woman I’ve ever seen. The first, of course, is my wife.)