Comments on: Horror Roundtable Week Ninety-Four

By: Sean T. Collins

Sean T. Collins — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:41:49 +0000

Quotes I’m glad WEREN’T said to me by a girl prior to sexytime:

“I find a coffin much more comfortable than a bed.”

“Wolfman has nards!”

“I dunno what the hell’s in there, but it’s weird and pissed off, whatever it is.”

“Pervert…filthy slimy pervert,” however, is acceptable.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:49:48 +0000

You’ve just made it my life’s mission to get someone to say “Wolfman’s got nards” to me when I whip ‘em out.

By: Urbain Grandier

Urbain Grandier — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:13:47 +0000

Some of my faves can be heard in this cool YouTube series, Splatter Theater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhcU94McuD4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNfEfikGgzU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on_gerdCLNo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0IzhYkkT0E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qnHQgGHrW8

By: Sam J. Miller

Sam J. Miller — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:55:59 +0000

“It’s not as if she were a maniac… a raving thing… she just… she just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes.”
-Psycho

By: Ivan

Ivan — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 21:20:16 +0000

“You’re next! You’re next!” (Invasion of the Body Snatchers)

“Once they were men, now they are landcrabs.” (Attack of the Crab Monsters)

By: The Retropolitan

The Retropolitan — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:09:37 +0000

“We belong dead” is such a wonderful, wonderful line.

By: ARBOGAST

ARBOGAST — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:08:34 +0000

I always liked “It wants no straps” from THE EXORCIST. I also like Edward Woodward’s little speech from INCENSE FOR THE DAMNED:

“Man works and loves in many ways. Some men, for instance, get excitement only from statues – the “Pygmalion Syndrome”. Other men can only make love in coffins. You have voyeurs, transvestites, narcissists, bestialists— Ah, it’s a funny old world we live in!”

By: Jeff Allard

Jeff Allard — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:44:04 +0000

While it’s a terrible movie, my friends and I quoted Creepshow 2’s “Thanks for the ride, lady!” for years.

The same (well, except for the terrible movie part) goes for “Sorry kid, I don’t believe in fairy tales!” from A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 (and pretty much every other Freddy line from that movie).

Rory Calhoun’s final words in Motel Hell always struck me as great. After a lifetime spent killing innocent people and selling their meat back to unaware consumers as “Farmer Vincent’s Fritters”, with his dying breath he confesses his greatest sin: “I’m the biggest hypocrite of them all! My meats…I used preservatives.”

And I’m also partial to Dr. Channard’s first words as a Cenobite in Hellbound: Hellraiser II: “And to think…I hesitated.”

By: Sean

Sean — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:34:12 +0000

The above are wonderful.

No one mentioned Dr. Pretorious’ tag line for the movie, “From Beyond”:

“Humans are such easy prey.”

One that’s stuck with me since I was a kid is the line by Ralph Norton, who is cackling like a hen being as he has just lost his freakin’ mind after seening The Mummy come back to life:

“He went for a little walk. You should have seen his face!”

By: Nathan

Nathan — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:21:08 +0000

“And to think…I hesitated.”

That’s another great one. Sends chills up my spine.

By: Zombie Games

Zombie Games — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:39:25 +0000

From Steven King’s The Stand

“Come down and eat chicken with me beautiful.. it’s so DARK!”

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:50:37 +0000

“I’m in the God Damn Club, Aren’t I?”
- Rudy “Monster Squad”

The line is stupid as hell but it pumped me up as a kid everytime I heard it. Everything else said by you guys was great as well.