A very special happy birthday to Horror Roundtable contributor Billy. Look at the pretty horse!

One of the reasons I was unavailable last week was because I was too busy rocking out the Godzilla party hat, seen above. And just when you think that can’t be topped, along comes J. with a present in the form of a Scream and Scream Again t-shirt, modelled by yours truly.

I’m just grateful that I work somewhere that I can sport a t-shirt with a naked, decomposing breast on it. Thanks, J! There is no one I would rather watch My Bloody Valentine while simultaneously playing Scrabble with.

My New Plaid Pants serves up Alternate Birthday Boy Christian Bale, star of American Psycho and The Machinist, with many, many pictures of the actor in various states of undress.