If blogging has anything resembling a time-honoured tradition, it would be showcasing some of the more absurd keyphrase searches by perverts that keep the traffic flowing. I’ve resisted the temptation so far, but my top two keyphrases for the past few months have wore down my resistance. Here are my favourite search terms for the Horror Blog, along with the amount of people who utilized them, for the month of January.

pterodactyl porno - 112
pterodactyl porn - 74
pterodactyls porno - 8
pterodactyl gang bang - 6
pterodactyl porn video - 4
pterodactyl noise - 4
pterodactyl sounds - 3
pterodactyls porn - 3
pterodactyl porn mirror - 3
pterodactyl porn clip - 3
porno pterodactyl - 2
pterodactyl porn -pornotube - 2
pterodactyl bang - 1
pterodactyl porn title - 1
porn pterodactyls - 1
pterodactyl porn link - 1
pterodactyls porn -pornotube - 1
porn pterodactyl video - 1
pterodactyls video sex - 1
pterodactyl pron video - 1
dvd pterodactyl porn - 1
pterodactyl porn halloween - 1

Obviously I’m in the wrong business.

THE LINK FOUND BELOW IS ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

As we all know, pterodactyls rule. Realizing this, some enterprising soul has created the ultimate form of erotica; pterodactyl porno. A hardcore, straight up, pterodactyl gang bang. I have never had any interest in porn, and on the odd occasion that I have watched even the smallest amount I have with few exceptions been bored to the point of sleep within the first couple minutes. If more porno involved pterodactyls or other ridiculous prehistoric creatures I would never leave the house.

Thanks to Thorold 420 over at Nagy’s site for the link. Thorold is for lovers. Pterodactyls are for humping.