There’s so much going on in the world of horror right now, that it’s a perfect opportunity for me to ignore all the news and talk about a project I’m working on that has absolutely nothing to do with horror!

As I’ve mentioned before, my pal Nagy has entered the world of professional blogging. To accomplish this, he had to leave the frozen tundra of our home for the balmy weather of the Sunset Strip. Before he left I gave him the Warriors 50-Pack, a massive set of sword-and-sandal movies dating from the late 50s to early 60s, so that no matter the fame he achieves out West he would never lose sight of what’s truly important; shirtless men hitting one another.

Soon after I bought the same set, and I made a resolution to watch one a week until I was finished. I told Nagy of my plan, he revealed that he had the same idea, one thing lead to another, and we have crafted a podcast dedicated to this journey. Every Saturday, Nagy and I will be delving into a world of high adventure, and we invite you to join us on our quest. The first podcast is for the film Hercules and The Masked Rider, a download for which can be found at Public Domain Torrents right here. If you want to follow along, the Warriors 50-Pack is a steal, with every place we’ve seen so far selling it for far less than a dollar a movie.

And remember, may the blood on your sword be the blood of a king!

This week the gang discusses the possibility of a Swedish Underwater Nazi Zombie conspiracy, as well as Rony’s expertise as the world’s greatest zombie hunter.

Download the magic here.

The Blade television series may have burned out after just one season, but from the ashes emerges yet another supernatural-tinged Marvel property; Moon Knight. Referenced in a few episodes of Blade, rumour has it that Moon Knight was set to make his screen debut in a guest spot until that series was cancelled. Despite their lack of success with that franchise, it appears that Marvel is set to take another swing. But who is Moon Knight, and will he fare better than Blade? This week we turn to resident Moon Knight expert Sloan for the answers.

Download the mp3 here. If you dare…

The HorrorCast returns. Who does Pinhead roll with? What exactly are his chain powers? Does a trip to space give you an advantage in a fight? Is a flaming Jason Voorhees more of a threat? Can Frankenstein’s Monsters reproduce with one another? This week, Rony, Sloan and Steven get their geek on and make their predictions for the outcome of The Horror Blog Monster Rally. It’s hard to believe that we’re actually adults.

Place your bets and dowload the mp3 here. And don’t forget to vote in the Werewolf Vs. The Blind Dead showdown in the sidebar!

Welcome to another thrilling installment of the HorrorCast. Today Rony, Sloan and Steven nearly call it quits as the Essential Tomb of Dracula controversy splits them right down the middle. Can the miracle of masturbation bring them the peace they so desperately crave?

Find out by downloading the mp3 right here.

In this week’s HorrorCast, Rony, Sloan and Steve discuss the sweet science, ectomorphs, and Mike Tyson’s Punk Out.

That’s right, it’s a big ol’ rant about Uwe Boll’s most recent publicity stunt.

Download the mp3 right here.

This post cements today as the greatest in The Horror Blog’s short history. A few months ago I was visiting my friends in The Rose City where we were planning on having one of our infrequent roleplaying sessions. I was tired from my trip and wasn’t in the mood to concoct something taxing. My afternoon was spent trying to come up with a quick Coke-and-Doritos game to waste a few hours with. That’s when I remembered the Snakes on a Plane roleplaying game.

The following podcast is the first part of an ongoing serial, recorded off the floor with all the awkward pauses, excessive swearing, racous laughter and potato chip bag crinkling that make up a night of pure geekery. If you’re not familiar with roleplaying, please keep in mind that listening to this podcast will most likely be an excruciating experience. And if you’re a current or former gamer, hopefully you’ll manage a wistful smile through the pain. You have been warned!

Now fasten your motherfucking seatbelt and download Snakes on a Plane - The Roleplaying Game.