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They Came from Within

The article linked below is probably NOT SAFE FOR WORK, as it contains a nude photo. In addition, the short story Adaptation by Tabico as discussed in the article begins with the statement “Author Note: Warning! Extreme squick! Bugs! Blood! Cruelty! Yucky & mean stuff!” and considering that this was written for people actually seeking out erotica, you should probably heed its warning.

Noah Berlatsky has been sending me links to his studies for awhile now, but his most recent project is easily his best yet. Gay Utopia is a finite forum dedicated to examining the notion of a society predicated on fluid sexuality. While not every article was to my liking, Noah’s take on what he calls “Fecund Horror” really struck a chord, and it’s obvious that it is something that he’s had brewing for quite some time. As I’ve mentioned previously, this kind of horror is one of my favourite takes on the genre, and Noah delivers. The essay tackles John Carpenter’s version of The Thing, Cronenberg’s Shivers (a favourite here at The Horror Blog) and a short story of erotic mind control by Tabico, with stops along the way for Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Alien, Frankenstein and many more. It’s a wild ride, and while I’m not sure I agree with everything Noah presents, it’s certainly a great place to start.

“For Firestone, the end result of this belief is positive — transforming pregnancy and repealing taboo results in a fluid and sunlit Eden. For the horror genre, on the other hand, transforming pregnancy and repealing taboo results in a slimy and tenebrous abyss. But the underlying economy of both is the same. Pregnancy is a central truth of our selves. It is the basis for the regulation of sexuality, of boundaries, of affection, and of love. If it is altered, identity collapses, and with it the world as we know it. The new birth is the apocalypse.”

As I said, it’s obvious Noah has been working this out for a long time now, to the point that he even provides a list of source material if you feel like pursuing this fascinating sub-genre further. I know I will.

And really, how can you resist an essay with the line “The men in the 1982 The Thing aren’t gay enough to live”?

Posted in Cronenblogging, Movies, Aliens, Apocalypse, Porno on January 28th, 2008

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Posted in Blogs, Porno on September 20th, 2007

My Bread and Butter

nullIf blogging has anything resembling a time-honoured tradition, it would be showcasing some of the more absurd keyphrase searches by perverts that keep the traffic flowing. I’ve resisted the temptation so far, but my top two keyphrases for the past few months have wore down my resistance. Here are my favourite search terms for the Horror Blog, along with the amount of people who utilized them, for the month of January.

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Obviously I’m in the wrong business.

Posted in Blogs, Dinosaurs, Porno on February 1st, 2007

XXXombies

debbyEvery once in awhile something comes along that seems so perfect, so obvious, that you wonder why you didn’t think of it first. Writer Rick Remender will be joining forces with former Walking Dead artist Tony Moore and Remains artist Kieron Dwyer to bring us XXXombies, the tale of a zombie outbreak set against the backdrop of the burgeoning porno industry in 1976. The first story, entitled “Crotch Rot” will centre on a porno producer’s efforts to round up famous, recently deceased movie stars to appear in his films. Especially interesting are the cover designs, as Tony Moore explains.

Kieron and I are both doing send-ups to the striking graphic design of ‘70s porno posters. Seems like the design sense of even the most base crap back then had a pretty impressive amount of skill and panache. Looking at these posters, I was astounded at the amazing quality and visual sense these things had. So, yeah, basically my covers will all be patterned straight off some of my favorite porno poster designs from the ‘70s.

I never would have believed that I would use the “zombie”, “comics” and “porno” tags together in one post. Two of them, maybe. Despite a glut of zombie comics in the marketplace, the names involved and the attention to detail have certainly sold me on XXXombies.

Posted in Zombies, Comics, Porno on November 15th, 2006

Clip of the Day - Pterodactyl Porno

pterodactylpornoTHE LINK FOUND BELOW IS ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

As we all know, pterodactyls rule. Realizing this, some enterprising soul has created the ultimate form of erotica; pterodactyl porno. A hardcore, straight up, pterodactyl gang bang. I have never had any interest in porn, and on the odd occasion that I have watched even the smallest amount I have with few exceptions been bored to the point of sleep within the first couple minutes. If more porno involved pterodactyls or other ridiculous prehistoric creatures I would never leave the house.

Thanks to Thorold 420 over at Nagy’s site for the link. Thorold is for lovers. Pterodactyls are for humping.

Posted in Video clip, Dinosaurs, Porno on October 9th, 2006