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Scarred - Steve Alten

nullTo many, there’s nothing quite as primal and terrifying as the depths of the ocean floor. Novelist Steve Alten knows this all too well, having our world and underwater terror collide repeatedly in his work, particularly in his popular Meg series. In this installment of Scarred, Alten offers up his fright-filled reminiscence as well as a peek at how it’s influenced his upcoming work.

From a film standpoint, “Silence of the Lambs” contained the most disturbing scenes I’ve watched on the big screen, things that I would think about long after the movie. I also remember watching the ABC TV movie “Night Stalker” when I was younger and that one really got to me. Any movie that you imagine yourself going through the scariest scenes makes an impact, and these two did on me. The more grounded in reality, the scarier the effect.

Which is why the scariest work of art or entertainment I have been involved in is THE SHELL GAME, my 8th novel, set to be released in January 2008. At the risk of pimping my own work, the story deals with the end of oil and the next 9/11 event that will lead us into a chemical bombing of Iran. I spent 30 months writing the story, working with military, political, oil, and foreign contacts who risked a lot in revealing certain pieces of info woven into the story, and what they revealed frightened me…and still does. This is NOT a conspiracy theory book, it is a cautionary tale, written under the guise of fiction. What I learned gave me nightmares and my right arm shakes anytime I read certain passages.

The story opens in 2007 when two CIA spooks meet with an American Colonel in military intelligence. Iran’s pursuit of nuclear energy will yield enriched uranium within five years — uranium that can be used to manufacture suitcase nukes. The United States’ military is too drained to invade Iran, and a preemptive strike is out of the question…unless a nuclear detonation (suitcase bomb) were to occur in American city — the enriched uranium traced back to Iran. A U.S. reprisal would strike a death-blow against radical Islam, quell the insurgent violence in Iraq…and yield more oil. Yes, the cost is unthinkable – but if we sit back and do nothing then one day a dozen suitcase bombs could go off in a dozen American cities – bringing with it anarchy and the collapse of Western civilization.

As I have said, to me, the more grounded in reality, the scarier the story.

Posted in Literature, Sharks, Scarred on October 10th, 2007

Clip of the Day - Jaws Remake

There are few things in this world I enjoy more than homemade monster movies as made by kids. In fact, my favourite films by M. Night Shyamalan are the snippets of his home movies he includes on every DVD. Popcorn and Sticky Floors introduces another entry in this fascinating sub-genre, a Super8 version of Jaws. The transition between the stock footage of the shark and their paper mache model is seamless. And the chief of police is one of the craziest mofos I have ever seen.

Posted in Video clip, Sharks on January 22nd, 2007

Jaws Not Slated For Remake. Horror Nerds Riot.

jawsIn a recent interview with Ain’t It Cool News’ correspondent Quint, Bryan Singer expressed his interest in not remaking Jaws.

I would never touch JAWS! That’s something that’s too… No, no, no…

Such is the iconic power of Jaws that even mentioning the words “Jaws” and “remake” in the same paragraph has resulted in some passionate responses.

“Don’t do this, Singer. Don’t you dare fuckin’ do this.”

“I still had to post this just because if it ever did happen, I think I would feel obligated to buy a lot of explosives and put as many people on this planet out of their misery as I possibly could.”

“Is Singer the next individual I have to add to the short bus? I mean come on Paul WS Anderson is strapped to the front of the bus and also has a lightening rod shoved up his ass to maybe, MAYBE smarten him up. Now Singer wants to be part of the REMAKE REVOLUTION!! Fucking Hollywood!”

“While you’re offering Jaws might as well have him ruin Citizen Cane (sic), Goodfellas, Godfather, The Exorcist, Back to the future, - Quint, you fucking Goon.”

I think I’ll keep my mouth shut about my plan to not remake The Goonies.

Posted in Sharks, Not-Remake on August 10th, 2006

Clip of the Day - Giant Killer Shark : The Musical

gksIt’s not often two of my passions, horror and ska, come together, the most notable exception being The Toasters’ song Frankenska. Here’s another to add to the list. The entire soundtrack for the stage musical Giant Killer Shark has been placed online, and included in the set is a song called Ska Fishing. I was as surprised as anyone.

Check it out. The entire soundtrack is hilarious and bears absolutely no resemblance to any other kinds of giant killer shark entertainment.

Posted in Music, mp3, Sharks on June 22nd, 2006